Famous quotes by Editors

"After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money"

"A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy"

"Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry"

"My success was not based so much on any great intelligence but on great common sense"

"Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are boring somebody"

"Nearly every glamorous, wealthy, successful career woman you might envy now started out as some kind of schlep"

"You name it, we're out there with the latest and the best cutting edge"

"Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort"

"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere"

"Beauty can't amuse you, but brainwork - reading, writing, thinking - can"

"You can have your titular recognition. I'll take money and power"

"One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with"

"Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few"

"Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness"

"An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out"

"A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward"

"Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor"

"To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination"

"So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater"

"Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man"

"Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired"

"No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched"

"It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid"

"I drink to make other people interesting"

"No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched"

"Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men"

"Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen"

"An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut"

"A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to"

"I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink"