"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac"
About this Quote
The specific intent is classic observational comedy: a tight, quotable distillation of how quickly we invent villains to protect our ego. The subtext is that we don’t evaluate others by an objective standard; we evaluate them by the inconvenience they cause us. Someone slower becomes not merely cautious but offensively stupid. Someone faster isn’t simply in a hurry; they’re irrational, dangerous, morally suspect. Corbett captures how easily everyday frustration escalates into character assassination.
Context matters: Corbett worked in a Britain increasingly defined by mass car ownership and the small stress-tests of modern life - queues, commutes, the daily grind where strangers collide without ever meeting. His genial delivery style makes the cynicism palatable; he’s not scolding, he’s letting us in on the con. The line’s durability comes from its symmetry and speed: it mirrors the binary thinking we slip into under pressure, then makes that reflex look ridiculous.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Corbett, Ronnie. (2026, January 16). Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/have-you-ever-noticed-anybody-going-slower-than-110312/
Chicago Style
Corbett, Ronnie. "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/have-you-ever-noticed-anybody-going-slower-than-110312/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/have-you-ever-noticed-anybody-going-slower-than-110312/. Accessed 17 Feb. 2026.









