"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac"
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It lands because it exposes a petty truth we rarely admit: our sense of “normal” is just our own behavior with a halo on it. Corbett’s line takes a mundane arena - traffic - and turns it into a miniature moral courtroom where we’re always the judge, never the defendant. The joke isn’t really about speed; it’s about entitlement. The punch is that the categories are absurdly extreme (“idiot” versus “maniac”), yet instantly recognizable, which is why people laugh with a little sting of self-recognition.
The specific intent is classic observational comedy: a tight, quotable distillation of how quickly we invent villains to protect our ego. The subtext is that we don’t evaluate others by an objective standard; we evaluate them by the inconvenience they cause us. Someone slower becomes not merely cautious but offensively stupid. Someone faster isn’t simply in a hurry; they’re irrational, dangerous, morally suspect. Corbett captures how easily everyday frustration escalates into character assassination.
Context matters: Corbett worked in a Britain increasingly defined by mass car ownership and the small stress-tests of modern life - queues, commutes, the daily grind where strangers collide without ever meeting. His genial delivery style makes the cynicism palatable; he’s not scolding, he’s letting us in on the con. The line’s durability comes from its symmetry and speed: it mirrors the binary thinking we slip into under pressure, then makes that reflex look ridiculous.
The specific intent is classic observational comedy: a tight, quotable distillation of how quickly we invent villains to protect our ego. The subtext is that we don’t evaluate others by an objective standard; we evaluate them by the inconvenience they cause us. Someone slower becomes not merely cautious but offensively stupid. Someone faster isn’t simply in a hurry; they’re irrational, dangerous, morally suspect. Corbett captures how easily everyday frustration escalates into character assassination.
Context matters: Corbett worked in a Britain increasingly defined by mass car ownership and the small stress-tests of modern life - queues, commutes, the daily grind where strangers collide without ever meeting. His genial delivery style makes the cynicism palatable; he’s not scolding, he’s letting us in on the con. The line’s durability comes from its symmetry and speed: it mirrors the binary thinking we slip into under pressure, then makes that reflex look ridiculous.
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