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Politics & Power Quote by W. C. Fields

"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against"

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Weaponized negativity, delivered with a shrug. Fields' line lands because it flips the civic ideal on its head: voting is supposed to be aspirational, a tiny act of faith in a shared future. He recasts it as pure veto power, a defensive maneuver in a world where every candidate is, by default, a disappointment waiting to happen. The joke isn't just that he refuses to believe in anyone; it's that he treats disbelief as the most rational posture available.

Fields was a comedian who built a persona out of elegant misanthropy and barbed suspicion of institutions - the charming drunk, the chronic griper, the man allergic to uplift. In that context, the line reads like a punchline and a philosophy. It compresses a whole mood: politics as damage control, participation as self-protection, citizenship as a series of grudging compromises. The specificity of "never" and "always" gives it a tyrannical certainty, the kind of absolutism people slip into when they're tired of being sold promises.

The subtext is a sly indictment of electoral theater. If the best you can do is vote against, then the ballot becomes less a choice than a ritual of rejection, a way to register disgust without believing it will fix anything. It's funny because it's cynical, and it's cynical because it feels familiar: the modern voter as critic, not believer, showing up not to crown a hero but to stop a villain. Fields gets the laugh by admitting the quiet truth many people won't say out loud - that for a lot of us, politics isn't romance. It's pest control.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Fields, W. C. (2026, January 18). Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/hell-i-never-vote-for-anybody-i-always-vote-2225/

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Fields, W. C. "Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/hell-i-never-vote-for-anybody-i-always-vote-2225/.

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"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/hell-i-never-vote-for-anybody-i-always-vote-2225/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields (January 29, 1880 - December 25, 1946) was a Comedian from USA.

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