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Motherhood Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her"

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Ellen DeGeneres lands this joke with the clean efficiency of a sitcom door slam: polite small talk becomes a moral argument before you realize you agreed to the premise. She starts by borrowing the standard defense of taxidermy -- admiration. People aren’t saying they like killing; they’re saying they appreciate beauty. Ellen accepts that language at face value, then quietly swaps in a comparison so ordinary it becomes devastating: if beauty is the point, why not a photograph?

That pivot is doing all the work. The deer head isn’t framed like a trophy in her retelling; it’s a decor choice, a lifestyle statement. And her punchline exposes the hidden logic behind the “beautiful animal” excuse: the beauty isn’t the deer’s, it’s the power to possess it. A photo honors; a mounted head conquers. By bringing in her mother, she adds a jolt of taboo that forces the audience to feel the difference between looking and owning. It’s also disarming: “my mother is attractive” is intentionally awkward, the kind of social misstep comedy uses to make a point without preaching.

Context matters: DeGeneres built a mainstream persona on genial, nonthreatening candor, which lets her smuggle critique into living rooms. The line isn’t an activist manifesto; it’s a cultural pressure test. If our aesthetic justifications collapse the moment you apply them to someone you love, the “it’s beautiful” argument was never really about beauty. It was about entitlement, dressed up as taste.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
DeGeneres, Ellen. (2026, January 16). I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-ask-people-why-they-have-deer-heads-on-their-125972/

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DeGeneres, Ellen. "I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-ask-people-why-they-have-deer-heads-on-their-125972/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-ask-people-why-they-have-deer-heads-on-their-125972/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Ellen DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) is a Comedian from USA.

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