"I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'"
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The pivot to the seance is the classic Philips move: deadpan logic pushed past the edge of sense. If the father must be consulted, why not consult him in the most absurdly faithful way possible? That’s the subtext engine: obedience as a form of sabotage. The joke isn’t only “seances are silly,” it’s “the tradition is already irrational; I’m just honoring its internal logic.”
Then Jack Ruby’s “Hello!” detonates the whole setup. Ruby, infamous for killing Lee Harvey Oswald, shows up as the father’s voice from beyond - implying not just that the father is dead, but that his death is entangled with American political trauma and noir weirdness. It’s a punchline that works because it’s grotesquely disproportionate to the mundane problem, turning a private negotiation about marriage into a collision with history, violence, and tabloid mythology. Philips is mocking how our institutions - family, authority, even memory - keep dragging the dead into decisions the living should be making.
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| Topic | Dark Humor |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Philips, Emo. (2026, January 17). I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-asked-my-girlfriend-will-you-marry-me-she-said-58203/
Chicago Style
Philips, Emo. "I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-asked-my-girlfriend-will-you-marry-me-she-said-58203/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-asked-my-girlfriend-will-you-marry-me-she-said-58203/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





