"I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring"
- Mitch Hedberg
About this Quote
The speaker bought a costly pen for 7 dollars since they usually lose their writing utensils often. The consistent replacement of inexpensive pens became tiring, so they decided to invest in a greater quality pen to take much better care of and keep an eye on.
"It is too maddening. I've got to fly off, right now, to some devilish navy yard, three hours in a seasick steamer, and after being heartily sick, I'll have to speak three times, and then I'll be sick coming home. Still, who would not be sick for England?"