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I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring
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"I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring"

- Mitch Hedberg

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The speaker bought a costly pen for 7 dollars since they usually lose their writing utensils often. The consistent replacement of inexpensive pens became tiring, so they decided to invest in a greater quality pen to take much better care of and keep an eye on.

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Mitch Hedberg This quote is written / told by Mitch Hedberg between February 24, 1968 and March 30, 2005. He was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 50 other quotes.

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