"I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content"
About this Quote
The phrasing does two things at once. “I can eat a man” is brazen, transgressive, and oddly empowered; it reads like a grotesque boast. Then the pivot - “but I’m not sure” - punctures that confidence with uncertainty, the most human (and funniest) reaction possible. The laugh comes from watching bravado dissolve into a fussy question, as if the only real risk isn’t murder but dietary imbalance. That anti-climax is the point: modern anxieties often aren’t about ethics, they’re about optimization.
Eclair’s context matters: a comedian whose work thrives on abrasive candor and domestic realism. This gag weaponizes that sensibility, turning a violent fantasy into a kitchen-table concern. Beneath the cannibal bit is a sharper satire of what we choose to worry about - and how easily language can make the unthinkable sound like part of a sensible plan.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Eclair, Jenny. (2026, January 16). I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-can-eat-a-man-but-im-not-sure-of-the-fiber-102582/
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Eclair, Jenny. "I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-can-eat-a-man-but-im-not-sure-of-the-fiber-102582/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-can-eat-a-man-but-im-not-sure-of-the-fiber-102582/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.








