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Life's Pleasures Quote by W. C. Fields

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food"

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A throwaway line that lands like a perfectly timed hiccup: it pretends to offer culinary advice, then swerves into confession. Fields builds the joke on a genteel premise - cooking with wine is a sign of refinement, domestic competence, maybe even European sophistication. Then he punctures it with the real priority: the wine is for him. The punchline isn’t just that he drinks; it’s that he barely bothers to keep up the social fiction that the drinking is incidental.

The subtext is a portrait of Fields’ signature persona: the debonair curmudgeon, allergic to piety, always one step ahead of moral judgment. Alcohol here is less a vice than a weapon against pretension. By joking that the wine “sometimes” makes it into the food, he flips the expected hierarchy: the meal becomes the side dish. It’s anti-domestic comedy, a quiet rebellion against the era’s tidy ideals of self-control and propriety.

Context matters: Fields worked in a culture where public virtue was loudly policed (and, not long before, legally enforced via Prohibition). The line smuggles in a kind of libertine shrug - not a grand political argument, just a sneer at sanctimony. It also relies on misdirection as character shorthand. In one sentence, Fields makes himself both the host and the menace in the kitchen: charming enough to invite you to dinner, honest enough to tell you why the bottle’s already half gone.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
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Later attribution: The Learning Annex Presents The Pleasure of Wine (Ian Blackburn, Allison Levine, 2008) modern compilationISBN: 9780470333242 · ID: knvuEAAAQBAJ
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... I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.” —W. C. Fields a note from the instructor 1 bottle Pinot Noir, decanted in a crystal bowl 2 tablespoons honey 2 leaves of fresh mint 2 red or pink roses 1 teaspoon rose water ...
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Fields, W. C. (2026, January 11). I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-cook-with-wine-sometimes-i-even-add-it-to-the-2231/

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"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." FixQuotes, 11 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-cook-with-wine-sometimes-i-even-add-it-to-the-2231/. Accessed 11 Feb. 2026.

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W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields (January 29, 1880 - December 25, 1946) was a Comedian from USA.

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