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Humor & Life Quote by Bob Hope

"I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality"

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Bob Hope’s line lands because it treats eternity like a paperwork problem: not a moral reckoning, but a clerical mix-up you can outsmart with a little strategic networking. The joke is built on a very American kind of pragmatism, where even salvation can be managed like taxes or insurance. “Benefits for all religions” turns faith into a hedge fund portfolio; “technicality” shrinks cosmic judgment down to the petty gotcha logic of contracts and courtrooms. Hope isn’t arguing theology. He’s puncturing the anxiety underneath it.

The specific intent is twofold: to defuse religious tension by making every creed equally “covered,” and to admit, with a wink, that even the confident skeptic keeps one eye on the exit sign. Hope’s persona - genial, self-protective, always ready with a quip - thrives on that balance. He can signal respect for believers without submitting to any one doctrine, and he can confess fear without surrendering dignity. That’s the subtext: in public, we perform certainty; in private, we buy a little extra coverage.

Context matters. Hope’s career ran through an era when public religiosity was a mainstream expectation, but denominational diversity was increasingly visible. His USO work and broad audiences demanded a lowest-common-denominator charm, not sectarian edge. So he offers a joke that flatters everyone and needles everyone: religion as community, yes; religion as bureaucracy, also yes. The laugh comes from recognizing how easily even the sacred gets translated into customer service.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
Source
Later attribution: The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes (Geoff Tibballs, 2012) modern compilationISBN: 9781780337227 · ID: SGieBAAAQBAJ
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... I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality . I wanna live till I die ; no more , no less . WOODY ALLEN BOB HOPE EDDIE IZZARD There's no such thing as a soul . It's just something they made up to ...
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hope, Bob. (2026, February 12). I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-do-benefits-for-all-religions-id-hate-to-blow-30251/

Chicago Style
Hope, Bob. "I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality." FixQuotes. February 12, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-do-benefits-for-all-religions-id-hate-to-blow-30251/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality." FixQuotes, 12 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-do-benefits-for-all-religions-id-hate-to-blow-30251/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.

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Bob Hope

Bob Hope (May 29, 1903 - July 27, 2003) was a Comedian from USA.

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