Humor & Life Quote by Al Franken

A comedian’s version of a lawyerly loophole: Franken frames aggression as self-defense, then lets the punchline do the moral paperwork. “I do personal attacks only...” poses as a principled boundary, a code of conduct. The twist is that it’s a code designed to justify the very thing it pretends to restrain. By narrowing his targets to people who “specialize” in personal attacks, he claims the high ground while keeping his hands dirty.

The wording is doing two jobs at once. “Personal attacks” is blunt, even a little ugly; Franken doesn’t dress it up as “tough scrutiny” or “accountability.” That candor reads like honesty, which helps him sell the next move: defining a category of people who deserve it. “Specialize” is the key verb. It turns bad behavior into a profession, implying repeat offense, intent, and a kind of moral consent. If they make a living going low, the argument goes, they’ve forfeited the right to complain when someone meets them there.

In the context of Franken’s career - satirical combat on the right, then actual politics - the line doubles as a defense of satire itself. Satire often targets hypocrisy and cruelty, but it still traffics in ridicule. Franken’s joke acknowledges that discomfort, then offers a tidy exception: the only ethical insult is the retaliatory one. The subtext is darker and more contemporary: in a media ecosystem where outrage is a business model, “going personal” can feel less like a lapse than a necessary language for getting heard.