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Humor & Life Quote by Billy Connolly

"I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far"

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Connolly’s genius here is how casually he smuggles a faith joke into the glove compartment. He starts with a hard, clean “no” to angels, the kind of flat disbelief that usually signals rational adulthood. Then he immediately undercuts it with the most Scottish of compromises: not angels, exactly, just a “wee” one you can buy, wind up, and blame when life briefly goes your way. The gag isn’t that he’s contradicting himself; it’s that modern disbelief still wants its charms.

The “parking angel” is pointedly pathetic: plastic, mechanical, and marketed. Its wings flap on cue, like belief turned into a crank-operated consumer good. That’s the sly cultural read: even when we reject the big metaphysical story, we keep a small superstition alive because the world is annoying and parking is scarce. Connolly picks the perfect arena for the sacred to reappear, not in grief or awe, but in the petty daily scramble. Spiritual longing gets reframed as convenience.

“It’s worked so far” is the punchline and the tell. He’s not claiming miracles, just a streak of confirmatory anecdotes, the same flimsy evidence that props up plenty of real-world convictions. The subtext is affectionate rather than scolding: humans are pattern-making machines, and we’re happiest when our irrationality is harmless, cute, and dashboard-sized. Connolly’s comedy thrives on that tender hypocrisy - laughing at belief without pretending he’s above the need for a little help finding a space.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Connolly, Billy. (2026, January 14). I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-believe-in-angels-no-but-i-do-have-a-wee-30170/

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Connolly, Billy. "I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-believe-in-angels-no-but-i-do-have-a-wee-30170/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-believe-in-angels-no-but-i-do-have-a-wee-30170/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.

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Billy Connolly (born November 24, 1942) is a Comedian from Scotland.

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