"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members"
About this Quote
The joke runs on a neat paradox. If a club accepts you, it must be insufficiently selective; if it rejects you, it becomes more desirable. Groucho turns that feedback loop into a punchline that doubles as a diagnosis of snobbery. He’s not merely calling himself unworthy; he’s implying that worthiness is a flimsy social construction, decided by institutions that are often arbitrary, self-protective, and a little ridiculous. By making himself both the applicant and the contaminant, he exposes how quickly “quality” becomes a performance.
The context matters: Marx’s persona was the fast-talking outsider, the guy who crashes polite society and shows the seams. The line is often linked (accurately or not) to his reported resignation from the Friars Club, which only sharpens its bite: even the supposedly hip, insider comedy fraternity becomes another club propped up by the same old status anxieties.
It endures because it’s a perfect defense mechanism dressed as wit: reject the system before it can reject you, then laugh at the system for needing rejection to feel valuable.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
| Cite | Cite this Quote |
Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Marx, Groucho. (2026, January 14). I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-care-to-belong-to-a-club-that-accepts-31385/
Chicago Style
Marx, Groucho. "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-care-to-belong-to-a-club-that-accepts-31385/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-care-to-belong-to-a-club-that-accepts-31385/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.



