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Humor & Life Quote by Groucho Marx

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members"

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Groucho’s line lands because it weaponizes self-deprecation into social critique, a one-sentence pratfall that also kicks the ladder out from under status itself. On the surface it’s a refusal: a man too proud to join a club that would have him. Underneath, it’s a jab at the whole economy of belonging, where prestige depends on exclusion, and desire is managed by gates, velvet ropes, and committees.

The joke runs on a neat paradox. If a club accepts you, it must be insufficiently selective; if it rejects you, it becomes more desirable. Groucho turns that feedback loop into a punchline that doubles as a diagnosis of snobbery. He’s not merely calling himself unworthy; he’s implying that worthiness is a flimsy social construction, decided by institutions that are often arbitrary, self-protective, and a little ridiculous. By making himself both the applicant and the contaminant, he exposes how quickly “quality” becomes a performance.

The context matters: Marx’s persona was the fast-talking outsider, the guy who crashes polite society and shows the seams. The line is often linked (accurately or not) to his reported resignation from the Friars Club, which only sharpens its bite: even the supposedly hip, insider comedy fraternity becomes another club propped up by the same old status anxieties.

It endures because it’s a perfect defense mechanism dressed as wit: reject the system before it can reject you, then laugh at the system for needing rejection to feel valuable.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Marx, Groucho. (2026, January 14). I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-care-to-belong-to-a-club-that-accepts-31385/

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Marx, Groucho. "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-care-to-belong-to-a-club-that-accepts-31385/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-care-to-belong-to-a-club-that-accepts-31385/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.

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Groucho Marx (October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977) was a Comedian from USA.

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