"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest"
About this Quote
The mechanics are classic self-deprecation with a trapdoor. He invites you to laugh at him as a loser, then quietly asks why we’re so comfortable assuming elected officials are crooks. The punchline works because it’s built on a shared cynicism that’s almost cozy: audiences already believe politics is a racket, so the premise lands instantly. Dangerfield’s “luck” becomes a stand-in for the average person’s powerlessness in systems that feel rigged; even imagining himself as a politician, he can’t access the perks because fate (or the universe, or the machine) won’t let him.
Context matters: Dangerfield’s era was thick with post-Watergate distrust and late-20th-century skepticism about institutions. The line captures that mood without sounding like a lecture. It’s a one-liner that flatters the audience’s disbelief, then leaves an aftertaste: if honesty is only plausible as a punchline, what does that say about what we’ve come to expect - and accept?
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Dangerfield, Rodney. (2026, January 18). I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-get-no-respect-the-way-my-luck-is-running-if-i-1589/
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Dangerfield, Rodney. "I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-get-no-respect-the-way-my-luck-is-running-if-i-1589/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-get-no-respect-the-way-my-luck-is-running-if-i-1589/. Accessed 10 Feb. 2026.











