"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest"
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Dangerfield’s genius here is that he turns a personal complaint into a cultural indictment, then makes the indictment feel like a throwaway gag. “I get no respect” is his trademark moan, but the second line sharpens it into something nastier: his luck is so bad that even the one profession stereotyped as dishonest would make him an exception. The joke doesn’t just dunk on politicians; it frames corruption as the default setting. Honesty isn’t a virtue in this world, it’s a statistical anomaly - and for Dangerfield, an unwanted one.
The mechanics are classic self-deprecation with a trapdoor. He invites you to laugh at him as a loser, then quietly asks why we’re so comfortable assuming elected officials are crooks. The punchline works because it’s built on a shared cynicism that’s almost cozy: audiences already believe politics is a racket, so the premise lands instantly. Dangerfield’s “luck” becomes a stand-in for the average person’s powerlessness in systems that feel rigged; even imagining himself as a politician, he can’t access the perks because fate (or the universe, or the machine) won’t let him.
Context matters: Dangerfield’s era was thick with post-Watergate distrust and late-20th-century skepticism about institutions. The line captures that mood without sounding like a lecture. It’s a one-liner that flatters the audience’s disbelief, then leaves an aftertaste: if honesty is only plausible as a punchline, what does that say about what we’ve come to expect - and accept?
The mechanics are classic self-deprecation with a trapdoor. He invites you to laugh at him as a loser, then quietly asks why we’re so comfortable assuming elected officials are crooks. The punchline works because it’s built on a shared cynicism that’s almost cozy: audiences already believe politics is a racket, so the premise lands instantly. Dangerfield’s “luck” becomes a stand-in for the average person’s powerlessness in systems that feel rigged; even imagining himself as a politician, he can’t access the perks because fate (or the universe, or the machine) won’t let him.
Context matters: Dangerfield’s era was thick with post-Watergate distrust and late-20th-century skepticism about institutions. The line captures that mood without sounding like a lecture. It’s a one-liner that flatters the audience’s disbelief, then leaves an aftertaste: if honesty is only plausible as a punchline, what does that say about what we’ve come to expect - and accept?
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