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Humor & Life Quote by Rita Rudner

"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine"

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The joke lands like a polite smile that suddenly shows teeth. Rita Rudner sets up an innocuous, almost dainty premise: ballet class, injury, the mild embarrassment of getting “kicked out.” You can already hear the self-deprecating comedian cadence, the kind of confession that invites the audience to relax. Then she snaps the frame: “It wasn’t mine.”

That twist is doing several jobs at once. Technically, it’s a clean misdirection: “pulled a groin muscle” reads as a personal injury, but the punchline redefines “pulled” as literal yanking. Socially, it’s a high-wire act of transgression delivered in Rudner’s signature packaging - airy, proper, almost prim. The subtext is: I can smuggle something filthy past you if I dress it in etiquette and precise wording. Ballet, with its reputation for discipline and refinement, becomes the perfect foil for bodily comedy; the higher the culture, the funnier the sudden drop to anatomy.

Context matters: Rudner emerged in an era when mainstream stand-up often hinged on “clean” performers threading adult themes through implication rather than explicitness. The line also winks at gender expectations. A woman in ballet class is supposed to embody control and decorum; Rudner instead claims agency through absurdly improper action, turning the “nice lady” persona into a Trojan horse for raunch. It’s not just a sex joke - it’s a joke about who gets to tell sex jokes, and how.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
Source
Later attribution: Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader (Bathroom Readers' Institute, 2013) modern compilationISBN: 9781607109297 · ID: 0ilZDwAAQBAJ
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... I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle . It wasn't mine . " -Rita Rudner " I went to a bookstore and asked the woman , ' Where's the self - help section ? ' She said if she told me , it would defeat the purpose ...
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Rudner, Rita. (2026, March 8). I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-got-kicked-out-of-ballet-class-because-i-pulled-159357/

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Rudner, Rita. "I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine." FixQuotes. March 8, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-got-kicked-out-of-ballet-class-because-i-pulled-159357/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine." FixQuotes, 8 Mar. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-got-kicked-out-of-ballet-class-because-i-pulled-159357/. Accessed 4 Apr. 2026.

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Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1955) is a Comedian from USA.

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