"I had to learn how to drive because I didn't drive in Toronto"
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The joke lands because it’s aggressively mundane while quietly exposing how identity gets built out of logistics. “I had to learn how to drive” is the setup we’ve all heard before, a mini-hero’s journey of adulthood. Then McDonald yanks it into anticlimax: not because of some dramatic backstory, but because he simply “didn’t drive in Toronto.” The punchline is that there isn’t one - just a circular, self-evident explanation that pretends to be insight. That deadpan redundancy is the point. It mimics the way people narrate their lives as if every change has a profound cause, when often it’s just circumstance and habit.
As a comedian, McDonald is also smuggling in a very Canadian, very urban specificity. Toronto is a city where public transit, density, and walkability can make driving feel optional, even alien. Moving away - to a place where a car is less a convenience than a citizenship card - turns “not driving” from a quirk into a liability. The line is a tiny culture clash: urban adulthood versus suburban or regional adulthood, where independence is measured in keys and insurance rates.
The subtext is self-deprecation without begging for sympathy. He’s admitting a gap in competence late enough to be embarrassing, but phrasing it so plainly that the embarrassment evaporates into absurdity. It’s a snapshot of how comedians turn small dislocations into material: the moment you realize your normal isn’t universal, it’s just local.
As a comedian, McDonald is also smuggling in a very Canadian, very urban specificity. Toronto is a city where public transit, density, and walkability can make driving feel optional, even alien. Moving away - to a place where a car is less a convenience than a citizenship card - turns “not driving” from a quirk into a liability. The line is a tiny culture clash: urban adulthood versus suburban or regional adulthood, where independence is measured in keys and insurance rates.
The subtext is self-deprecation without begging for sympathy. He’s admitting a gap in competence late enough to be embarrassing, but phrasing it so plainly that the embarrassment evaporates into absurdity. It’s a snapshot of how comedians turn small dislocations into material: the moment you realize your normal isn’t universal, it’s just local.
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