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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again"

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Housework, in Joan Rivers' hands, becomes a slow-burning gag about time, gender, and the scam of domestic perfection. The line lands because it takes a culturally sanctified routine and frames it as the worst kind of labor: infinite, unpaid, and designed to erase its own evidence. "Six months later" is the comic lie that tells the truth. Everyone knows the cycle resets daily, sometimes hourly; stretching it to half a year is Rivers' way of underlining how thankless the work feels, how quickly a "clean" home slides back into entropy, and how little cultural glory is attached to keeping it that way.

The intent isn't just "chores are annoying". It's a punch at the mid-century promise sold to women in particular: that domestic order is both a moral virtue and a measurable achievement. Rivers flips that premise. If the task has no finish line, then the pride attached to it starts to look absurd, like running on a treadmill and expecting a medal.

Her subtext is also self-protective: comedy as a permitted form of complaint. In an era when a woman's dissatisfaction could be pathologized or dismissed as ingratitude, Rivers turns resentment into a one-liner that makes the audience complicit. Laughter becomes recognition: yes, this is real work; no, it doesn't count; and that's precisely why it's funny.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
SourceAttributed to Joan Rivers; cited on Wikiquote (Joan Rivers) — original primary source not specified.
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Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers (born June 8, 1933) is a Comedian from USA.

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