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"I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... So I replaced it with tequila"

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Weaponized virtue, delivered with a wink. Hugh Laurie’s line takes the sanctimony of eco-conscious workplace rules and punctures it by yoking “banning bottled water” to the most unserious substitute imaginable: tequila. The comedic engine is the sudden moral inversion. We’re trained to read bottled-water bans as responsible, even mildly heroic; the punchline reframes that moral performance as just another form of control, one that instantly collapses when it meets the messy reality of a film set and a grumpy crew.

The phrasing matters. “Instrumental” is self-mythologizing, the language of awards speeches and corporate leaders who want credit for “culture change.” Laurie undercuts that self-importance with “It hasn’t gone that well,” a casual admission that the righteous initiative is less a movement than a memo people resent. Then comes the absurd managerial solution: if hydration is political, let’s make it nightlife. Tequila is both escalation and satire of compromise culture: when confronted with pushback, leaders don’t always rethink the policy; they rebrand it as something people can’t refuse.

Context-wise, it’s celebrity environmentalism filtered through on-set logistics. Productions generate mountains of waste, and banning plastic bottles is a visible, Instagrammable fix. Laurie’s joke hints at the gap between symbolic gestures and the human systems that have to live with them. The subtext isn’t anti-environment; it’s anti-smugness. If you want to change habits, you need buy-in, not a halo. And if you’re going to perform sainthood, at least admit you’re also running a party.

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Laurie, Hugh. (2026, February 19). I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... So I replaced it with tequila. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-been-instrumental-in-banning-bottled-water-44007/

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Laurie, Hugh. "I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... So I replaced it with tequila." FixQuotes. February 19, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-been-instrumental-in-banning-bottled-water-44007/.

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"I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... So I replaced it with tequila." FixQuotes, 19 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-been-instrumental-in-banning-bottled-water-44007/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.

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Hugh Laurie (born June 11, 1959) is a Comedian from United Kingdom.

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