Car quote by Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone - Steve
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"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone"

- Steven Wright

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This quote by Steven Wright is a humorous way of describing how he was able to get away from people quickly. By connecting his accelerator pedal to his brake lights, he was able to make it appear as if he was braking when he was actually accelerating. This allowed him to quickly get away from people behind him, as they would think he was slowing down and would stop. This quote is a humorous way of describing how he was able to get away from people quickly and efficiently. It also shows how creative and resourceful he was in order to achieve his goal.

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Steven Wright, Small This quote is written / told by Steven Wright somewhere between December 6, 1955 and today. He was a famous Comedian from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Car. The author also have 80 other quotes.

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