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Wealth & Money Quote by Milton Berle

"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"

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Tax season turns even a seasoned jokester into a mortal. Berle’s line lands because it treats bureaucracy like a physical threat, then makes the threat absurdly literal: the “blank” isn’t a gunman, it’s an empty box on a form, quietly demanding a number that might expose you, cost you, or implicate you. The joke hinges on a bait-and-switch between two meanings of “blank”: a harmless emptiness on paper and the mental blackout it induces when you’re asked to translate your life into tidy categories.

The specific intent is classic Berle: take a shared irritation and spike it with a one-liner that flatters the audience’s frustration. You don’t need to be a comedian to recognize the humiliation of being “killed” by something designed to be neutral and orderly. That’s the subtext: modern life doesn’t defeat you with drama; it defeats you with forms, deadlines, and the quiet implication that if you can’t complete the document, the failure is yours.

Context matters, too. Berle came up in an era when mass paperwork became a feature of middle-class citizenship: postwar expansion, the IRS as a looming household presence, the growing sense that the state’s most intimate power isn’t spectacle but administration. He turns that into a punchline about mortality, because comedy is one of the few ways to admit how intimidated we are by official language. The line works because it’s not just complaining; it’s diagnosing a cultural anxiety: the fear that your life can be reduced to blanks you’re expected to fill flawlessly.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Berle, Milton. (n.d.). I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-just-filled-out-my-income-tax-forms-who-says-78342/

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Berle, Milton. "I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?" FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-just-filled-out-my-income-tax-forms-who-says-78342/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?" FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-just-filled-out-my-income-tax-forms-who-says-78342/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.

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Milton Berle (July 12, 1908 - March 27, 2002) was a Comedian from USA.

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