"I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car"
About this Quote
His intent is classic one-liner mischief: compress a whole social ecosystem into two beats. First, the setup sketches a cheapskate, a familiar Youngman archetype. Then the reveal upgrades the cheapness into a scheme that weaponizes other people's worst instincts. Gift wrap is the perfect prop: it signals celebration and value, disguising the garbage as desire. The unlocked car is equally surgical, a stage set that implies both carelessness and opportunity. The listener fills in the rest, and that participation is part of the laugh.
Subtext-wise, the gag is less about trash than about trust. It assumes a world where you protect your property not by expecting decency, but by anticipating violation. Coming from a mid-century comedian who made his career on the economics of everyday life, it also nods to a culture fixated on small costs, small hustles, and the humor of shaving a dime off your obligations. The laughter is a release valve: we recognize the ugliness, then enjoy how cleanly the joke admits it.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Youngman, Henny. (2026, January 18). I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-a-man-who-doesnt-pay-to-have-his-trash-14619/
Chicago Style
Youngman, Henny. "I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-a-man-who-doesnt-pay-to-have-his-trash-14619/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-know-a-man-who-doesnt-pay-to-have-his-trash-14619/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




