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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in
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"I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car"

- Henny Youngman

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Henny Youngman between March 16, 1906 and February 24, 1998. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 43 other quotes.

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