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I know these jokes arent great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when youre between impeachmen
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"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments"

- David Letterman

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In this quote, David Letterman is making a self-deprecating joke about his own comical abilities. He acknowledges that the jokes he is telling may not be the very best, but he blames it on the reality that he is presently in between impeachments. This is a clever play on words, as "impeachments" can refer to both the political process of eliminating a president from workplace and the act of peaching a fruit. By stating he is "in between impeachments," Letterman is indicating that he is not currently at the top of his game, however also poking fun at the continuous political chaos and scandals that typically control the news. In general, this quote showcases Letterman's wit and ability to downplay major topics.

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David Letterman This quote is written / told by David Letterman somewhere between April 12, 1947 and today. He was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 33 other quotes.

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