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"I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once"

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Hedberg turns a stage prop into a tiny physics lesson, then uses that “demonstration” to smuggle in a theory of his own comedy. The image is childishly literal: pinch the mic cord, release it, jokes spill out in a rush. It’s also slyly technical, like he’s explaining an audio glitch to the sound guy. That’s the charm - he frames stand-up as something half-accidental, half-mechanical, as if punch lines are stored in the cable and he’s just the technician who loosens the clamp.

The specific intent is to get a laugh from misapplied logic: cords don’t work like that, jokes don’t travel through copper, and everyone knows it. The subtext is more interesting. Hedberg is quietly absolving himself of the traditional stand-up burden to “craft” a seamless argument. His persona isn’t the preacher, the prosecutor, the social critic; it’s the distracted inventor who keeps discovering jokes rather than composing them. If the jokes arrive “all at once,” he’s not rambling - he’s releasing pressure.

Context matters because Hedberg’s style was famously staccato and modular: one-liners that felt like they could be rearranged, dropped, or repeated without breaking a narrative arc. The mic cord bit literalizes that structure. It also nods to the awkwardness of live performance - the cord, the hands, the fidgeting - and converts it into material, making stage anxiety look like a deliberate method. In a culture that often treats comedians as truth-tellers, Hedberg opts for something more subversive: the comic as conduit, not oracle, letting nonsense masquerade as an engineering problem and calling it a set.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hedberg, Mitch. (2026, January 18). I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-like-to-hold-the-microphone-cord-like-this-i-933/

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Hedberg, Mitch. "I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-like-to-hold-the-microphone-cord-like-this-i-933/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-like-to-hold-the-microphone-cord-like-this-i-933/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Mitch Hedberg (February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005) was a Comedian from USA.

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