"I never apologized for anything in my life. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat pig like Roger Ebert doesn't like my movie, then I'm sorry for him"
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The grotesque centerpiece - “a curse on Roger Ebert’s colon” - is doing multiple jobs at once. It’s juvenile, yes, but strategically so. Scatology short-circuits polite discourse, dragging the exchange from aesthetic judgment into bodily humiliation. Ebert’s weight becomes shorthand for mainstream taste, and Gallo leans on that cheap shot to frame the critic as physically compromised, therefore spiritually and intellectually suspect. The subtext is clear: if the gatekeepers don’t bless my work, the gatekeepers must be corrupt, dumb, or diseased.
What makes the quote culturally sticky is its misdirection. He claims he’s “sorry for him,” not sorry about himself, flipping empathy into condescension. It’s the logic of wounded narcissism dressed as artistic purity. Contextually, it’s also a snapshot of an era when provocateur branding could substitute for institutional power: turn the review into a feud, turn the feud into attention, and let attention stand in for vindication. The cruelty isn’t incidental; it’s the point, a way to make criticism feel like a personal attack so his counterattack seems justified.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Gallo, Vincent. (2026, January 16). I never apologized for anything in my life. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat pig like Roger Ebert doesn't like my movie, then I'm sorry for him. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-apologized-for-anything-in-my-life-the-110499/
Chicago Style
Gallo, Vincent. "I never apologized for anything in my life. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat pig like Roger Ebert doesn't like my movie, then I'm sorry for him." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-apologized-for-anything-in-my-life-the-110499/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I never apologized for anything in my life. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat pig like Roger Ebert doesn't like my movie, then I'm sorry for him." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-apologized-for-anything-in-my-life-the-110499/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.



