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"I never saw the play, although I heard it was good"

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It lands like a shrug, then curdles into something sharper: a judge saying he "heard it was good" is both an abdication and a tell. Joseph Force Crater wasn't a theater critic, but the line reads like the perfect alibi for a man who made a career out of appearing informed without being pinned to facts. The syntax is a neat two-step: first, a clean disavowal ("I never saw the play"), then an easy social credential ("although I heard it was good"). He keeps his hands clean while still sounding plugged in. It's the rhetorical equivalent of showing up at the party without leaving fingerprints.

Context does most of the work. Crater is remembered less for his bench than for his disappearance in 1930, a vanishing act that became a national obsession and a shorthand for corruption, secrets, and civic rot. Against that backdrop, the quote feels uncanny: a miniature of the Crater myth. He didn't witness the thing; he only trafficked in hearsay. He offers no evidence, no judgment of his own, just the comfort of consensus. That's not casual; it's strategic. In political machines and courtroom corridors alike, "I heard" is a solvent that dissolves responsibility.

The subtext is class-conscious, too. The theater mention signals proximity to cultured life while preserving distance from any accountability about where he actually was. It's gossip dressed as discretion, ignorance marketed as sophistication. Coming from a judge, it's also a warning label: institutions can run on secondhand narratives as easily as they run on law.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Crater, Joseph Force. (2026, January 15). I never saw the play, although I heard it was good. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-saw-the-play-although-i-heard-it-was-good-167859/

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Crater, Joseph Force. "I never saw the play, although I heard it was good." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-saw-the-play-although-i-heard-it-was-good-167859/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I never saw the play, although I heard it was good." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-never-saw-the-play-although-i-heard-it-was-good-167859/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.

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Joseph Force Crater (March 4, 1909 - August 6, 1930) was a Judge from USA.

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