"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it"
About this Quote
The subtext is classic Marx: control is mostly an illusion, so seize the one kind you can plausibly claim - your interpretation. “Events” is a catchall for the endless parade of indignities, bad news, broken plans, and other people’s foolishness that his comedy spent a career puncturing. The joke is that the grand philosophical stance is delivered with the blunt certainty of a punchline. Yesterday is “dead,” tomorrow “hasn’t arrived,” and suddenly time isn’t a mystical river; it’s a tight little set-up that corners you into the only viable stage: today.
Context matters: Groucho worked in an era shaped by economic collapse, war, and mass media’s churn, when optimism could feel like either a luxury or a con. His comedy thrived on turning pressure into timing. This quote does the same: it reframes happiness not as denial, but as a daily choice to keep your dignity intact - even if the world insists on playing the straight man.
Quote Details
| Topic | Live in the Moment |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Marx, Groucho. (2026, January 14). I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-not-events-have-the-power-to-make-me-happy-or-32565/
Chicago Style
Marx, Groucho. "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-not-events-have-the-power-to-make-me-happy-or-32565/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-not-events-have-the-power-to-make-me-happy-or-32565/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.












