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Humor & Life Quote by Victoria Wood

"I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years"

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Victoria Wood’s joke works because it treats middle-class decadence like a dull administrative mix-up. The setup borrows the lurid urban myth of “key parties” - shorthand for seventies-style suburban swinging, all clinking ice and plausible deniability. Wood doesn’t linger on the scandal. She punctures it by arriving with a moped, the ultimate anti-glamour vehicle: noisy, small, slightly mortifying. In one move, she swaps erotic transgression for transport logistics.

The punchline pivots on status. A moped’s “keys” barely qualify for the ritual, so the whole sexy premise collapses into a farce of mismatched property. Someone “got my moped,” she says, deadpan, as if the real outrage is not sexual impropriety but inconvenience. Then comes the quietly vicious escalation: she drives “that Peugeot for years.” The swinger party - supposedly about liberation - becomes a bargain car exchange, a working- and lower-middle-class fantasy of accidental upgrade.

Subtext-wise, Wood is doing what she always did: translating adult themes into the language of everyday British life, where embarrassment is the main currency and aspiration is negotiated in small, practical increments. The joke also skewers the idea that imported hedonism maps neatly onto British social reality. Even at the party where everyone is meant to be uninhibited, people are still just taking what’s on the pile and going home with it.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Wood, Victoria. (n.d.). I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-once-went-to-one-of-those-parties-where-103307/

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Wood, Victoria. "I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years." FixQuotes. Accessed February 1, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-once-went-to-one-of-those-parties-where-103307/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-once-went-to-one-of-those-parties-where-103307/. Accessed 1 Feb. 2026.

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Victoria Wood (May 19, 1953 - April 20, 2016) was a Comedian from United Kingdom.

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