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Humor & Life Quote by Norman Wisdom

"I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano"

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A list like this is comedy’s version of a pratfall: quick, clean, and designed to make you do a double-take. Norman Wisdom isn’t offering a résumé so much as a punchline built from accumulation. Drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, French horn, piano - the escalation is the gag. Each added instrument raises the stakes until the claim becomes implausibly broad, a gentle self-mythologizing that winks at the audience’s suspicion: no one is that effortlessly talented, and if they are, they’re probably insufferable about it.

Wisdom’s genius was often in playing the overreaching everyman - the striver who wants to impress and ends up exposing his own desperation. This quote slots neatly into that persona. The specific intent reads as show-business shorthand: “I’m a proper entertainer.” In mid-century British variety culture, multi-instrumentalism signaled professionalism and versatility, the ability to survive fickle bookings and win over any room. The subtext, though, is that versatility can also be a kind of clowning. By stacking instruments across the bandstand, Wisdom turns “talent” into a comic excess, hinting at the entertainer’s constant hustle to be more, do more, be unignorable.

There’s also a soft satire of celebrity credibility: audiences love the fantasy of the naturally gifted performer, and Wisdom feeds it while quietly puncturing it. The line isn’t humblebrag or confession; it’s a knowingly inflated flourish that keeps the performer lovable by letting the audience in on the joke.

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Wisdom, Norman. (n.d.). I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-play-drums-clarinet-saxophone-trumpet-french-4854/

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Wisdom, Norman. "I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano." FixQuotes. Accessed February 1, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-play-drums-clarinet-saxophone-trumpet-french-4854/.

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Norman Wisdom (February 4, 1915 - October 4, 2010) was a Comedian from England.

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