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Love & Passion Quote by Garry Shandling

"I practice safe sex - I use an airbag"

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Garry Shandling’s line is a perfect little act of comedic sabotage: it takes a public-health slogan meant to sound responsible and smashes it into the dumbest possible literalism. “Safe sex” is supposed to signal maturity, condoms, consent, a kind of sanitized competence. Shandling swerves the phrase into car-crash logic - an airbag - treating sex like an unavoidable accident you survive through engineering. The joke isn’t just the twist; it’s the exposure of how awkwardly we talk about sex when we’re trying to be “adult” about it.

The intent is classic Shandling: puncture the performance of sophistication. His comedy often lived in the space between what we’re supposed to say and what we actually mean. Here, the airbag is a stand-in for any magical shortcut people wish existed - a device that lets you indulge impulse without consequence. It’s also a sly confession: “I’m not doing the responsible thing, but I’d like credit for being responsible.” That’s the comedian’s meta-move, showing the ego working in real time.

Context matters: Shandling came up as mainstream stand-up was getting sharper about sex but still constrained by network-era coyness. The airbag image keeps it clean enough for late-night TV while still letting the audience feel the taboo voltage. It’s a joke about risk, yes, but also about language: how easily moral seriousness becomes a prop, and how comedy can pop it with one absurd, perfectly chosen object.

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Shandling, Garry. (2026, January 16). I practice safe sex - I use an airbag. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-practice-safe-sex-i-use-an-airbag-94489/

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Shandling, Garry. "I practice safe sex - I use an airbag." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-practice-safe-sex-i-use-an-airbag-94489/.

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"I practice safe sex - I use an airbag." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-practice-safe-sex-i-use-an-airbag-94489/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.

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Garry Shandling (November 29, 1949 - March 24, 2016) was a Comedian from USA.

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