"I practice safe sex - I use an airbag"
About this Quote
The intent is classic Shandling: puncture the performance of sophistication. His comedy often lived in the space between what we’re supposed to say and what we actually mean. Here, the airbag is a stand-in for any magical shortcut people wish existed - a device that lets you indulge impulse without consequence. It’s also a sly confession: “I’m not doing the responsible thing, but I’d like credit for being responsible.” That’s the comedian’s meta-move, showing the ego working in real time.
Context matters: Shandling came up as mainstream stand-up was getting sharper about sex but still constrained by network-era coyness. The airbag image keeps it clean enough for late-night TV while still letting the audience feel the taboo voltage. It’s a joke about risk, yes, but also about language: how easily moral seriousness becomes a prop, and how comedy can pop it with one absurd, perfectly chosen object.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Shandling, Garry. (2026, January 16). I practice safe sex - I use an airbag. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-practice-safe-sex-i-use-an-airbag-94489/
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Shandling, Garry. "I practice safe sex - I use an airbag." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-practice-safe-sex-i-use-an-airbag-94489/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I practice safe sex - I use an airbag." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-practice-safe-sex-i-use-an-airbag-94489/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.
