"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8 to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30"
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The subtext is a two-pronged jab. First, at TV executives and reformers who think culture can be packaged as programming, as if ideas were vitamins: take one dose weekly and watch the nation improve. Second, at the audience itself, who wants the flattering story that their ignorance is merely a time-allocation issue. Groucho's cynicism refuses that comfort. If America isn't learning, it's not because the show starts at 7:30 instead of 6:30; it's because the medium and the market reward distraction, not difficulty.
Context matters: mid-century television sold itself as both miracle and menace, a new national hearth that might educate or stupefy. Groucho, a master of puncturing bourgeois pretensions, treats the rhetoric of "educating America" as another public-relations costume. His timing - "They couldn't... if they started at 6:30" - is a tiny masterpiece of arithmetic turned moral verdict, exposing the fantasy that serious thinking can be mass-produced on a timetable.
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Marx, Groucho. (2026, February 16). I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8 to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-read-in-the-newspapers-they-are-going-to-have-7427/
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Marx, Groucho. "I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8 to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-read-in-the-newspapers-they-are-going-to-have-7427/.
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"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8 to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-read-in-the-newspapers-they-are-going-to-have-7427/. Accessed 28 Feb. 2026.




