"I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart"
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The wit works because it reverses the usual hierarchy. “Dumb” here isn’t an IQ claim; it’s a role, a marketable mask. Allston, a working novelist in a culture that treats writing as either rarefied genius or disposable content, is needling the fantasy that talent and compensation are naturally aligned. The subtext is professional envy without the self-pity: he acknowledges the resentment, then punctures it by admitting that the real scandal is how difficult it is to get paid for thought, craft, or expertise unless it’s packaged as spectacle.
There’s also a gendered sting he knows he’s handling. “Actresses” evokes a long tradition of belittling women’s work as ornamental, then paying handsomely for the ornament. Allston’s line sidesteps outright misogyny by shifting the target to the audience and the system: we reward convincing “dumbness” because it flatters us, sells fantasies, and keeps things frictionless. Getting paid to be smart demands the opposite: complexity, time, and an audience willing to feel a little challenged.
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Allston, Aaron. "I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-really-cant-complain-about-actresses-who-get-137594/.
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"I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-really-cant-complain-about-actresses-who-get-137594/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.






