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"I shave without using shaving cream"

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A comedian bragging about dry-shaving is funny because it’s such a pathetic flex. “I shave without using shaving cream” is the kind of defiant declaration you’d expect from a guy who’s run out of actual power in his life, so he claims it in the one place no one asked: his face. The line works as a miniature portrait of stubborn masculinity - not the heroic kind, the domestic kind. The kind that turns minor discomfort into a proof of character.

Jerry Stiller’s comic persona, especially in the late-career roles that made him iconic, thrives on that exact mismatch between intensity and stakes. He delivers mundane facts like they’re battle stories. The joke isn’t just that shaving cream exists for a reason; it’s that he’s willing to suffer pointlessly and then treat that suffering as evidence of superiority. It’s pride weaponized into self-harm, performed as competence.

There’s also an old-school, immigrant-dad energy to it: the suspicion that any convenience is softness, any product is a scam, any ease is moral failure. Shaving cream becomes a symbol of modern pampering, and rejecting it becomes a way to keep the world from changing without permission.

Underneath the laugh is a bleak little truth Stiller always knew how to mine: some people don’t know how to ask for tenderness, so they settle for abrasion - and call it strength.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Stiller, Jerry. (2026, January 16). I shave without using shaving cream. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-shave-without-using-shaving-cream-106787/

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Stiller, Jerry. "I shave without using shaving cream." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-shave-without-using-shaving-cream-106787/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I shave without using shaving cream." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-shave-without-using-shaving-cream-106787/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.

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Jerry Stiller

Jerry Stiller (June 8, 1927 - May 11, 2020) was a Comedian from USA.

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