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Humor & Life Quote by Bill Maher

"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again"

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Maher’s line lands like a barstool syllogism: clean, brutal, and engineered to sound so obvious you almost forget to flinch. “Works great” is doing the heavy lifting. It borrows the language of product reviews and policy efficiency, shrinking state-sanctioned killing into a consumer-grade solution. The joke isn’t just the punch of “never kills again”; it’s the audacity of treating death as a metric that can be optimized.

The subtext is Maher’s familiar provocation-as-clarity move: if your only goal is incapacitation, the death penalty is perfect. By stripping the debate down to one narrow function, he exposes how much of the public argument relies on shifting goals - deterrence, retribution, closure, moral order - without admitting it. The line dares opponents to argue against arithmetic, then forces them back onto messier terrain: wrongful convictions, unequal application, the morality of the state mirroring the violence it condemns.

Context matters because Maher is a comedian who trades in contrarian bluntness, especially on issues where liberal audiences can get squeamish. The bit plays as a test: are you arguing from principle or from vibes? It also flatters a certain cynicism about human nature - killers will kill; systems will fail; so end the story quickly.

What makes it work is its compression. It’s not a nuanced claim; it’s a rhetorical trap disguised as common sense, delivered with the grin of someone daring you to complicate it.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Maher, Bill. (2026, January 15). I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-think-capital-punishment-works-great-every-30136/

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Maher, Bill. "I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-think-capital-punishment-works-great-every-30136/.

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"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-think-capital-punishment-works-great-every-30136/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Bill Maher (born January 20, 1956) is a Comedian from USA.

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