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Life's Pleasures Quote by Benny Hill

"I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better"

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It lands because it’s a love story told with the emotional range of a cash register. Hill stages romance as a budgeting problem: if desire has a price tag, he’ll reshuffle the expenses. The “couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well” isn’t just a gag about being broke; it’s a sly portrait of working-class courtship where intimacy competes with small, stubborn comforts. Cigarettes aren’t merely a habit here. They’re a portable pleasure, a reliable companion, a bit of control in a life that otherwise runs on compromises.

The pivot is the cruelly funny beat: “one day I looked at her and thought: ‘Oh well.’” Hill doesn’t dramatize a breakup; he reduces disenchantment to a shrug, the kind that arrives not with betrayal but with familiarity, boredom, or the dawning realization that the sacrifice didn’t buy the feeling he expected. That “Oh well” is doing heavy lifting: it’s resignation, self-protection, and an unromantic truth about how quickly grand gestures can curdle into sunk costs.

Context matters: Hill’s comedy persona thrived on cheeky, transactional gender politics and a Britain where nightlife, wages, and cigarettes were everyday arithmetic. The line’s sting comes from its candor: he trades an idealized girlfriend for a vice that, at least, keeps its end of the bargain. “And that was better” isn’t moral decay; it’s the punchline as survival strategy.

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Benny Hill (January 21, 1924 - April 20, 1992) was a Comedian from England.

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