"I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside"
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The intent is classic Dodd: puncture pomposity without sounding bitter. Tax is a serious subject, but he refuses the moralizing frame (pay up, be responsible) and swaps it for a linguistic prank. The subtext is a sly protest against how remote and self-important the state can feel, especially when it comes knocking for money with forms, threats, and invisible calculations. By pretending the whole thing hinges on a coastal address, he exposes the absurdity of systems that demand obedience while communicating in jargon and euphemism.
Context matters, too: Dodd famously had real-life tax troubles. That history gives the line a double edge. It’s not just a whimsical one-liner; it’s a comedian alchemizing anxiety into silliness, converting a potentially humiliating public narrative into something he controls. The seaside isn’t an escape route. It’s a stage set where authority looks briefly ridiculous.
Quote Details
| Topic | Puns & Wordplay |
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| Source | Later attribution: The Mammoth Book of Great British Humour (Michael Powell, 2010) modern compilationISBN: 9781849016698 · ID: 5qmeBAAAQBAJ
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Dodd, Ken. (2026, February 8). I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-told-the-inland-revenue-i-didnt-owe-them-a-169522/
Chicago Style
Dodd, Ken. "I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside." FixQuotes. February 8, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-told-the-inland-revenue-i-didnt-owe-them-a-169522/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside." FixQuotes, 8 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-told-the-inland-revenue-i-didnt-owe-them-a-169522/. Accessed 11 Feb. 2026.




