"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods"
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The tick-check punchline is classic Foxworthy escalation: take a polite, country-club frustration and drag it into the unglamorous reality of the woods. It’s bodily, vaguely gross, and instantly legible if you’ve ever spent time outdoors in the South. The joke flips golf’s curated landscape into something closer to hunting or getting lost behind your uncle’s property line. By the end, the round isn’t a sport; it’s a survival scenario.
Subtextually, he’s defending a particular identity against the quiet snobbery of “respectable” hobbies. Golf, in his telling, is an environment where the outsider gets punished, not just by the game’s difficulty but by its unspoken etiquette. He doesn’t try to sound refined; he weaponizes plain talk and self-deprecation to reclaim status on his own terrain. The woods become a punchline and a home-field advantage: if you’re going to miss, at least miss somewhere you understand.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Foxworthy, Jeff. (2026, January 18). I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-tried-real-hard-to-play-golf-and-i-was-so-bad-14668/
Chicago Style
Foxworthy, Jeff. "I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-tried-real-hard-to-play-golf-and-i-was-so-bad-14668/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-tried-real-hard-to-play-golf-and-i-was-so-bad-14668/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




