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I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round bec
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"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods"

- Jeff Foxworthy

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Jeff Foxworthy somewhere between September 6, 1958 and today. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 39 other quotes.

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