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Creativity Quote by Humphrey Lyttelton

"I used to look at these pictures of trumpeters pointing their instrument to the ceiling. Stunning pictures, but if you play the trumpet and point it upwards, all the spit comes back into your mouth!"

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Humphrey Lyttelton punctures a certain kind of heroic music mythology with one perfectly gross detail. The image he’s skewering is pure jazz romance: the trumpeter in full flight, bell aimed at the heavens, a visual shorthand for transcendence. Lyttelton lets you admire it for half a beat - “stunning pictures” - then yanks the viewer back to the physics of the job. Gravity, condensation, spit. The punchline isn’t just a gag; it’s a manifesto about honesty in art.

The intent is pointedly anti-pose. Lyttelton, a bandleader who lived inside the world being photographed, is reminding us that performance is labor, not iconography. That ceilingward angle reads as spiritual aspiration to the audience, but to a working musician it’s a practical error with immediate consequences. He’s also taking a swing at the camera’s power to turn craft into cliché: the photographer wants a symbol, not a musician who has to empty a water key and keep time.

The subtext is affectionate but unsparing. Lyttelton isn’t dismissing the thrill of playing; he’s defending it from sentimentality. By insisting on the bodily realities - the unglamorous maintenance of tone and breath - he argues that the real dignity of music comes from competence, discipline, and knowing better than to believe your own publicity. It’s British deadpan deployed as cultural critique: beauty is fine, but don’t confuse an image with the experience it pretends to capture.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Lyttelton, Humphrey. (2026, January 16). I used to look at these pictures of trumpeters pointing their instrument to the ceiling. Stunning pictures, but if you play the trumpet and point it upwards, all the spit comes back into your mouth! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-used-to-look-at-these-pictures-of-trumpeters-125346/

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Lyttelton, Humphrey. "I used to look at these pictures of trumpeters pointing their instrument to the ceiling. Stunning pictures, but if you play the trumpet and point it upwards, all the spit comes back into your mouth!" FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-used-to-look-at-these-pictures-of-trumpeters-125346/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I used to look at these pictures of trumpeters pointing their instrument to the ceiling. Stunning pictures, but if you play the trumpet and point it upwards, all the spit comes back into your mouth!" FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-used-to-look-at-these-pictures-of-trumpeters-125346/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.

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Humphrey Lyttelton (May 23, 1921 - April 25, 2008) was a Musician from United Kingdom.

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