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Humor & Life Quote by Les Dawson

"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own"

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Les Dawson’s line lands because it smuggles desperation into the tidy packaging of a one-liner. “I used to sell furniture for a living” sets up the respectable rhythm of a workaday anecdote: a trade, a paycheck, a sense of adult competence. Then he snaps the frame with “The trouble was, it was my own” - not just a twist, but a reveal that the “living” came from liquidation. He’s not a salesman; he’s a man pawning his life, piece by piece, to stay afloat.

The intent is classic Dawson: self-deprecation sharpened into social commentary. Furniture isn’t incidental. It’s the stuff of domestic stability - the sofa where families slump, the table where bills get opened, the bed that implies privacy and permanence. Selling your own furniture reads as a quiet apocalypse: you’re not merely broke, you’re dismantling the idea of home. That’s why the joke hits harder than a generic “I was poor” gag; it makes poverty tactile. You can hear the scraping legs on the floor.

Context matters too. Dawson’s persona often played the put-upon, perpetually disappointed working-class figure, a comic descendant of Britain’s postwar austerity and its long hangover. The line flatters the audience’s intelligence: they’re meant to catch the economic reality without being lectured. The laugh is recognition - and a small, bitter relief that someone can turn humiliation into craft.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Dawson, Les. (2026, January 15). I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-used-to-sell-furniture-for-a-living-the-trouble-4900/

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Dawson, Les. "I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-used-to-sell-furniture-for-a-living-the-trouble-4900/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-used-to-sell-furniture-for-a-living-the-trouble-4900/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Les Dawson (February 2, 1933 - June 10, 1993) was a Comedian from England.

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