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Fatherhood Quote by Jay London

"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out"

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Jay London’s line lands because it stages a classic showbiz origin story, then sabotages it with domestic malice disguised as dad-joke pragmatism. A kid says “I want music,” the wholesome setup we’ve all been trained to hear as the beginning of a talent narrative. The father’s response is a perverse literalization: if you want an “instrument,” here’s a blunt one. The phrase “knock myself out” completes the trapdoor, flipping an idiom about trying your best into an instruction for self-erasure.

The intent is tight: make neglect sound like banter. London weaponizes the rhythm of a one-liner - aspiration, parental guidance, punchline - to reveal a darker family economy where encouragement arrives as sabotage. The subtext isn’t just “my dad was mean.” It’s that certain households treat art as pretension and sensitivity as something to be corrected physically. The joke’s cruelty is efficient: the father doesn’t forbid music; he redefines it into something that hurts. That’s more psychologically believable than a cartoon “no,” and that believability is where the laugh lives.

Contextually, it’s part of stand-up’s long tradition of converting private pain into a public social contract. The audience laughs because the mechanism is familiar: authority figures undercut you, then call it humor so you’re not allowed to be wounded. London’s deadpan framing keeps the emotional temperature low, which paradoxically makes the violence sharper. The joke is a bruise delivered with a grin.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
London, Jay. (2026, January 16). I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wanted-to-take-up-music-so-my-father-bought-me-137219/

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London, Jay. "I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wanted-to-take-up-music-so-my-father-bought-me-137219/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wanted-to-take-up-music-so-my-father-bought-me-137219/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.

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