Life's Pleasures Quote by Rita Rudner

A perfect Rita Rudner line: airy on the surface, quietly nasty underneath. “I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight” takes a wholesome identity badge (vegetarianism) and punctures it with a single, daffy image. The joke works because it treats a lifestyle choice like a precarious moral pose, one that collapses the moment the speaker catches a whiff of something more flattering or pleasurable. “Leaning toward the sunlight” sounds like self-care language before self-care language existed: chasing glow, youth, vitality, maybe even attention. And then the punch lands: that radiant aspiration is enough to tip her back into the food chain.

The subtext is Rudner’s signature: a persona that’s bright, tidy, and slightly neurotic, confessing to weakness with an innocent smile. She doesn’t argue against vegetarianism; she implies she’s simply too human (too vain, too desirous, too distractible) to keep up the performance. The laughter comes from recognizing how often our ethics are aspirational until comfort, status, or craving enters the room.

There’s also a sly cultural snapshot here. Vegetarianism often carries a whiff of virtue signaling; Rudner reframes it as a phase, not a principle, undermined by something as absurdly non-ideological as sunlight. It’s a neat bit of comic misdirection: you expect a serious reason for abandoning a moral choice, and instead you get a botanical metaphor that suggests we’re all just houseplants with better excuses.