"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything"
About this Quote
The intent is classic Wrightian misdirection. He begins with a mundane confession (“I was reading the dictionary”) that already signals oddness, then pivots into an emotional claim that shouldn’t fit the object. The humor lands in the gap between instrument and imagination: we expect the dictionary to be practical, he insists it’s sublime. The subtext: meaning is arbitrary, and our reverence for “definitions” is just another story we tell to make chaos feel manageable.
Context matters here. Wright’s comedy, emerging in the late-20th-century boom of observational and one-liner stand-up, thrives on alienation dressed as calm. His persona isn’t exuberant; it’s quietly stunned by existence. Calling the dictionary a poem is a small rebellion against a world that wants language to be tidy, transactional, and correct. He suggests that even the strictest catalog can become art if you look at it sideways.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: Man Walks Into A Bar (Mike Haskins, Stephen Arnott, 2010) modern compilationISBN: 9781446406427 · ID: MJQnHbN929wC
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... I was reading the dictionary - I thought it was a poem about everything . ' Steven Wright I don't know if you've heard but apparently they've removed the word ' gullible ' from the Oxford English Dictionary If a word in the dictionary ... |
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