"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out"
About this Quote
The intent isn’t to paint a detailed scene; it’s to short-circuit the listener’s autopilot. “Walking down the street” cues a familiar, low-stakes setup. “Wearing glasses” narrows the frame further, inviting an expectation of everyday inconvenience. Then Wright swaps in bureaucratic logic - the idea that vision is a consumable benefit that expires mid-block, like a coupon or a subscription. That sudden administrative intrusion is the subtext: modern life trains us to experience our own bodies through paperwork, renewals, and the anxiety of lapsed coverage.
It also works because it’s emotionally flat. Wright doesn’t mug for sympathy about being unable to see; he reports it like a weather update. That dryness forces the audience to do the work of imagining the consequences, which makes the absurdity feel sharper, not softer.
Context matters: Wright’s 1980s-into-now persona is the alienated, slightly dazed observer of American systems. Here, he turns a tiny quirk of phrasing into a miniature satire of how institutions and language conspire to make reality feel negotiable - until the “prescription” runs out.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Later attribution: The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (Robert Byrne, 2003) modern compilationISBN: 9780743235792 · ID: odz2rZirMAkC
Evidence:
... so confused , Bob . " -John Grimes 2,496 I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out . -Steven Wright 2,497 When I can no longer bear to think of. { THE 2,548 BEST THINGS ANYBODY EVER SAID } |
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Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Wright, Steven. (2026, February 17). I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-walking-down-the-street-wearing-glasses-10062/
Chicago Style
Wright, Steven. "I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out." FixQuotes. February 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-walking-down-the-street-wearing-glasses-10062/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out." FixQuotes, 17 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-was-walking-down-the-street-wearing-glasses-10062/. Accessed 17 Feb. 2026.



