"I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well, hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'"
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The subtext is power, but in miniature. A customer in a restaurant is already performing entitlement, and Cooper exaggerates it into absurdity: if the waiter admits to having frog’s legs, the customer treats him as a freakish servant, not a person. That’s the sting that makes the silliness land. We laugh at the pun, but we’re also laughing at the social confidence required to press it, to keep escalating the misunderstanding rather than backing off. It’s bullying dressed as banter, and the joke’s pleasure comes partly from how safely it’s contained in a cartoon logic.
Context matters: postwar British variety comedy loved “foreign” signifiers as instant scenery, and French restaurants were shorthand for both sophistication and suspicion. Cooper uses that stage prop to make the audience feel clever for catching the linguistic switch, then lets them enjoy the rude impossibility of telling a waiter to “hop” for a cheese sandwich. It’s a gag about language, but it’s also a snapshot of the era’s casual, performative cheek.
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Cooper, Tommy. (2026, February 18). I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well, hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-went-into-a-french-restaraunt-and-asked-the-66277/
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Cooper, Tommy. "I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well, hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'." FixQuotes. February 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-went-into-a-french-restaraunt-and-asked-the-66277/.
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"I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well, hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'." FixQuotes, 18 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-went-into-a-french-restaraunt-and-asked-the-66277/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.









