"I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody"
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The intent is less about sex than about status games. He’s mocking the kind of guy who name-drops taste (dating an “impressionist” rather than, say, a waitress) to sound interesting. The subtext: your cultured veneer is fragile, and comedy can strip it fast. There’s also a faint dig at the art world itself - the idea that creative identity can be reduced to a gimmick, a label that’s ripe for wordplay.
Context matters: London came out of the late-’90s/early-2000s club ecosystem where economy and shock were currency, and “edgy” often meant sexual bluntness. It lands as a tidy misdirection joke, but it also carries that era’s casualness about turning a woman into a punchline - less character than instrument. That tension is part of why it still reads: sharp construction, slightly sour aftertaste.
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London, Jay. (2026, January 15). I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-went-out-with-a-promiscuous-impressionist-she-146939/
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London, Jay. "I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-went-out-with-a-promiscuous-impressionist-she-146939/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-went-out-with-a-promiscuous-impressionist-she-146939/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.


