"I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling"
About this Quote
The intent is clean misdirection: set up a routine consumer interaction, then reveal that the speaker has unknowingly violated a social script. Record stores, in our collective memory, are curated spaces of taste and identity. Panhandling is coded as disorder, intrusion, the thing that makes people clutch their wallets. The joke smashes those worlds together, suggesting that the line between “customer” and “problem” can be as thin as a misunderstood phrase - or as arbitrary as whoever has the power to kick you out.
London’s delivery persona matters too: slightly hapless, socially out of step. The humor isn’t just in the pun; it’s in the implied bleakness that an innocent request gets you policed. There’s a cultural wink at commodification as well: even the number “50” can’t be heard without being routed through capitalism, whether that’s an artist’s name or loose change.
Quote Details
| Topic | Puns & Wordplay |
|---|---|
| Source | Jay London — stand-up joke: "I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling." (attributed; listed on Wikiquote) |
| Cite | Cite this Quote |
Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
London, Jay. (2026, January 15). I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-went-to-a-record-store-and-asked-for-50-cent-146940/
Chicago Style
London, Jay. "I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-went-to-a-record-store-and-asked-for-50-cent-146940/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-went-to-a-record-store-and-asked-for-50-cent-146940/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.



