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Humor & Life Quote by Jay London

"I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling"

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Jay London’s joke works because it weaponizes the gap between what we mean and what we literally say, then lets society’s reflexes do the punchline. “50 Cent” is a proper noun in hip-hop culture, a brand as recognizable as any chain store logo. But London walks into a record store and treats it like a place where language is purely transactional: you ask for “50 cent,” you should get “50 cent.” The immediate flip to being accused of panhandling drags the listener out of the music retail fantasy and into an everyday moral economy where asking for money marks you as suspect.

The intent is clean misdirection: set up a routine consumer interaction, then reveal that the speaker has unknowingly violated a social script. Record stores, in our collective memory, are curated spaces of taste and identity. Panhandling is coded as disorder, intrusion, the thing that makes people clutch their wallets. The joke smashes those worlds together, suggesting that the line between “customer” and “problem” can be as thin as a misunderstood phrase - or as arbitrary as whoever has the power to kick you out.

London’s delivery persona matters too: slightly hapless, socially out of step. The humor isn’t just in the pun; it’s in the implied bleakness that an innocent request gets you policed. There’s a cultural wink at commodification as well: even the number “50” can’t be heard without being routed through capitalism, whether that’s an artist’s name or loose change.

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TopicPuns & Wordplay
SourceJay London — stand-up joke: "I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling." (attributed; listed on Wikiquote)
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APA Style (7th ed.)
London, Jay. (2026, January 15). I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-went-to-a-record-store-and-asked-for-50-cent-146940/

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London, Jay. "I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-went-to-a-record-store-and-asked-for-50-cent-146940/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-went-to-a-record-store-and-asked-for-50-cent-146940/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.

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