"I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?"
About this Quote
The intent isn’t to teach you what appendicitis is; it’s to expose how reflexively we translate everything into status. Even in pain, the character can’t resist fishing for comparative validation: compared to who? Compared to what standard? The subtext is insecurity wearing a clown nose. He’s not just anxious about his body failing; he’s anxious about where he ranks while it fails. That’s why the line lands harder than a simple pun: it reveals a worldview where identity is always up for appraisal, even by a doctor holding bad news.
Context matters, too. This is late-20th-century club comedy DNA: one-liner economy, self-deprecation as armor, and a distrust of solemnity. London’s persona often reads as sweetly dazed, the guy who’s half a beat behind ordinary language. The bit weaponizes that persona, making ignorance feel like a choice - and making the audience complicit in laughing at how desperately we all want to be “cute” when the situation calls for “acute.”
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
London, Jay. (2026, January 15). I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-went-to-the-doctor-and-he-said-i-had-acute-171254/
Chicago Style
London, Jay. "I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?" FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-went-to-the-doctor-and-he-said-i-had-acute-171254/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?" FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-went-to-the-doctor-and-he-said-i-had-acute-171254/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





