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Parenting & Family Quote by Demetri Martin

"I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'"

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Martin is poking at a cultural speed bump: the way we instinctively downgrade intelligence when it arrives wearing casual slang. "Dude" is his perfect Trojan horse. It signals beach-brain, stoner drift, arrested adolescence. So he sets up a nerdy thought experiment - the "most intelligent thing ever said" - and then forces that intelligence to clear the low bar of a bro-ish opener. The laugh comes from the clash between register and content: scientific precision ("isotopes"), clinical gravity ("removed your kidney"), and the ultimate status symbol of intellect ("Nobel Prize") all delivered in the verbal sweatpants of American informality.

The intent isn't to sneer at "dude" so much as to expose our class-coded assumptions about language. We treat diction as a résumé. If you sound like a frat house, you can't possibly be delivering life-saving information or making a Nobel-level breakthrough. Martin's examples escalate neatly: from lab talk to surgery to global acclaim, each one funnier because the stakes rise while the voice stays stubbornly un-elevated.

The "Kevin, and Turtle" tag is doing extra work: it parodies acceptance-speech sentimentality and punctures the mythology of the lone genius. Even the Nobel laureate, in Martin's version, is socially ordinary, grateful to his crew, still speaking in the dialect of the group chat. Subtext: intelligence doesn't always announce itself in the king's English; sometimes it shows up in a hoodie, saying "dude", and you're the one who has to adjust.

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Demetri Martin (born May 25, 1973) is a Comedian from USA.

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