"I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician"
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The subtext is a two-pronged insult. First, it skewers sanctimony. The initial clause parodies moral purity as a consumer choice, suggesting that many ethical stances are less about changing systems than about polishing the self. Second, it targets power. By naming the gatekeepers of television and the architects of public life, Feldman taps a specifically late-20th-century frustration: institutions that claim to serve the public while treating people as data points, demographics, votes.
As a comedian who thrived in the British satirical boom and the absurdist sensibility of the era, Feldman uses cannibalism as cartoon violence - a harmless way to express a very real appetite for accountability. The line also flatters the audience with complicity: you are meant to laugh because you've felt the same fury, sanitized into a one-liner. It's not just a gag about diet; it's a cynical little protest against the people who package reality and the people who run it.
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"I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-wont-eat-anything-that-has-intelligent-life-but-56777/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.










