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Humor & Life Quote by Joe E. Lewis

"I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise"

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The gag lands because it treats self-destruction like a lifestyle preference. Joe E. Lewis sets up the oldest comic premise in the book - "I'm so miserable I'd rather die" - then punctures it with an absurd, petty complaint: the noise. The punchline doesn't deny the despair; it trivializes it. That twist makes the darkness survivable, turning catastrophe into something you could reject for the same reason you skip a crowded bar.

Lewis was a nightclub-era comic, a man whose persona mixed hard luck with hard liquor and a kind of bruised elegance. In that world, jokes had to work fast, in rooms full of distraction, smoke, and people who'd already heard every wisecrack about wives, bosses, and hangovers. So the line is engineered for immediate recognition: the fantasy of an "exit", followed by the deflationary reality of sensory annoyance. It's not just funny; it's a coping mechanism, a way to confess fragility without asking for tenderness.

The subtext is classic Lewis: I'm overwhelmed, but I'm also too particular to be tragic. It frames suicidal ideation as both real and ridiculous, reflecting a midcentury masculinity that couldn't admit pain directly, only sideways, as a punchline. The "bomb" is melodrama; the "noise" is everyday neurosis. That mismatch is the point: modern life isn't killing you with grand gestures, it's wearing you down with one more unbearable sound.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Lewis, Joe E. (2026, January 16). I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-take-a-bomb-but-i-cant-stand-the-noise-112637/

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Lewis, Joe E. "I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-take-a-bomb-but-i-cant-stand-the-noise-112637/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-take-a-bomb-but-i-cant-stand-the-noise-112637/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.

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