"I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise"
About this Quote
Lewis was a nightclub-era comic, a man whose persona mixed hard luck with hard liquor and a kind of bruised elegance. In that world, jokes had to work fast, in rooms full of distraction, smoke, and people who'd already heard every wisecrack about wives, bosses, and hangovers. So the line is engineered for immediate recognition: the fantasy of an "exit", followed by the deflationary reality of sensory annoyance. It's not just funny; it's a coping mechanism, a way to confess fragility without asking for tenderness.
The subtext is classic Lewis: I'm overwhelmed, but I'm also too particular to be tragic. It frames suicidal ideation as both real and ridiculous, reflecting a midcentury masculinity that couldn't admit pain directly, only sideways, as a punchline. The "bomb" is melodrama; the "noise" is everyday neurosis. That mismatch is the point: modern life isn't killing you with grand gestures, it's wearing you down with one more unbearable sound.
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Lewis, Joe E. (2026, January 16). I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-take-a-bomb-but-i-cant-stand-the-noise-112637/
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Lewis, Joe E. "I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-take-a-bomb-but-i-cant-stand-the-noise-112637/.
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"I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-would-take-a-bomb-but-i-cant-stand-the-noise-112637/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.







